During the 1982 Guerra de las Malvinas between the United Kingdom and Argentina, “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” was played sarcastically by British regimental bands as they deployed to the Falkland Islands.
At least we’ve won a World Cup or two in my lifetime.
Thanks to Bridal Bird, who pretty much accounts for about 17% of all my blogging material.
England won in 1966, asshat.
I love Argentina, but if you shit on England again, I will smack you in the face.
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Having visited buenos aires, I was stunned at how into the Faulkland Islands War all of you people were. I mean, eternal flames, statues, parades, holy shit. All for a barren piece of land with penguin shit as the primary natural resource. From now on, focus on soccer. It’s more valuable.
Well slap my ass and call me the pope. It’s “Falklands,” there are 3,500 people and they still sing God Save the Queen before (usually) losing at soccer.
Sweet. Get ready statcounter, here comes “The Arjewtino Bump.”
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I’m guessing that you’re ill for some reason since you didn’t smack me upside the face for giving you a beat down.
But I still stand by my “England is the shit” principles. Bite me.
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I need me a Bridal Bird.
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Madonna?? Is that you?! I was wondering what your latest project would be.
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PS Love the map. ![]()
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Well… in a fair and just parallel universe you only won once. The greatest Argentinian player of all time had to cheat to beat us. But whatever. All that oil under the Falklands will pay for his sins.
OK fine… England are woefully shit right now. I know it. Worst of all I secretly really enjoyed watching Argentina play at the last World Cup *wails miserably*
I have dreams that I was in a jet bombing that country.
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This is getting out of hand. I’m gonna start texting you to get back on here, you little shit.
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Sisco,
To paraphrase a pop culture quote from several months ago:
Leave Arjewtino alone!
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I thought your feed was broken but apparently not.
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