After reading my blog ode to General Tso’s chicken, my friends J and B got me a gift:
No, they didn’t get me a vomit-colored Odwalla (which is positioned strategically in front of The Princess’ birthday present).
No, they got me something much better.
Read the top of the bottle cap.
I might need help. I mean, real serious help, with a team of doctors poking and prodding my brain, running tests, and publishing papers about my condition.
What’s the first rule of Alcoholics Anonymous? Admit you have a problem, right?
Ah, fuck it, give me some carrots!
In related news, my friend Rory and I are knocking around the idea of starting a General Tso’s chicken cult club. We’ll meet once a month with each member choosing a different Chinese food restaurant at which to eat the deep-fried spicy poultry.
The club will be called Tso’s Tsergeants.
I know you’re tso jealous.
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Will Tso’s Tsergeants offer health benefits?
Sign me the fuck up on your idea. booyah!
General Tso’s is like Skittles covered in crack cocaine and served on a tropical island while sirens sing in the distance.
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HAHA Gen. Tso’s carrots! Booyah bitches! Nickels, you’re in! Who else wants to be a Tso Tsergeant?
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I also love the General Tso’s Chicken AND I love chipotle chiles (thank you for making me Mexican, God). So can I be in the club? Pretty please???
I was told that a)Women are not allowed, and b)General Tso’s tofu cannot be allowed, either. I would like to formally protest.
i haven’t ordered general tso’s chicken for literally years until i read your post and i’ve ordered it three times since. my rising cholesterol count thanks you.
sign me up.
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that’s Tso Awesome!
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ok so you last post about general tsoooooooo good made me literally order it that night.
not shitting you.
thanks for the inspiration : )
Princess! We shall make our own club. We are teachers, we bake (and own red KitchenAids) and like tso sauce. I eat chicken, but I love tofu, so we’ll add it. Who needs boys?
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