From the monthly archives:
Nicole Antoinette “strongly dislikes” Los Angeles. She made a pretty good case against it yesterday in her blog post, “This Doesn’t Mean I’m Going to be a Lakers Fan”.
In it, she wrote:
To me, LA has always seemed all “what are we wearing, what are we driving, what low-carb non-fat organic wheat germ [...]
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I typed in my real first name into Google Images out of pure narcissistic curiosity and this was the first photo result:
The second photo wasn’t much better:
Male ballerinas and gorillas. Story of my life.
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Alyssa Milano, every teenage boy’s favorite masturbation fantasy crush from the 1980s, said earlier this month that she would no longer date baseball players because they’re “too childish”.
Alyssa was quoted as saying: “They are grown men playing a little boy’s sport. That makes them childish.”
Pretty big talk from a chick getting paid by Major [...]
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This is just a preview. More photos from my trip to Central America next week.
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I had to go to my bank yesterday to get a new PIN assigned to my ATM card.
No, no one stole my private number. And no, I didn’t suspect that anyone had access to it.
The truth is…holy frozen barf, this is so fucking embarrassing…I sort of forgot what it was.
I blame Wachovia for this. [...]
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One of the biggest challenges for people on vacation is finding the time or motivation to keep working out.
Whether you’re an addicted gym monkey or a fan of outdoor activities like hiking or nude softball, keeping up your regular workout schedule can be tougher than you think when you’re traveling.
No one likes to think about [...]
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Every so often I get mail. Not the electronic kind but actual paper.
This “mail” comes to my house in all forms. Bills. Love letters from deranged blog fans. Everyday with Rachael Ray Sports Illustrated.
Every so often, I even receive postcards.
The other day I got one from an organization called Maryland Citizens [...]
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The best thing about coming home after two weeks traveling in Central America has to be the underappreciated yet equally important ability to flush paper down the toilet.
You just never appreciate what you can do on an American waste management system until you’re more than 2,000 miles away from home.
And while there are many other [...]
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I’m leaving for Panama this morning on a two-week trip with The Princess that will take us through Costa Rica and, hopefully, NOT Guatemala.
Many of you might remember my trip last year to Guatemala, where The Princess and I visited Xela, swam in Lago Atitlan and rode horses, and where a Guatemalan stole my wallet [...]
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