Think I’m exaggerating? Maybe I am. But the state DMV’s online personalized license plate generator sure has some issues with the Chosen People.
Despite providing a variety of plate categories — military, university, special interest — and the ability to type in whatever you’d like on your license plate, Virginia won’t let me type […]
Mike Myers once told me through a giant movie screen, “There are only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures. And the Dutch.”
While I had my own reasons for hating the Dutch –- 1998 World Cup Quarterfinals -– I always thought of Holland as just that […]
Before my Jewish friend Big I married his wife in March, the former shiksa converted to Judaism for him. Though born a WASND (White Anglo-Saxon Non-Denominational), she became an MOT (Member of the Tribe) and, thus, marked the first time a Jewish friend of mine married someone of his own culture.
Why do my Jewish […]
Passover, also known as “Pesach” in Hebrew, or “The Jewish Easter” by some of my goy friends, finishes tonight. It is an eight-day celebration that includes never-ending stories at dinner and eating cardboard. Passover is kind of a big deal to my Chosen Peeps, and aside from Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah, is […]
I didn’t get to interview the Jewish, LA-based, celebrity disk jockey/ex-boyfriend of Nicole Richie at Shamrock Fest this weekend like I had planned. But if I HAD interviewed him, THIS is how I imagine it would have gone:
Arjewtino: Why did you agree to play Shamrock Fest 2007?
DJ AM: I get paid anywhere […]
While picking up a couple of friends at Dulles Airport last month, I struggled to use my crappy Motorola cell phone. In a moment of pure frustration, I cried out:
God…
Damn…
It!
JUST as a priest walked by.
Our eyes met, and despite every Jewish cell in my body telling me not to, I bowed my […]
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