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Chicks love to blog. They also love to meet other chicks who love to blog.
This was never more apparent than last month when hundreds of them showed up in Chicago for BlogHer ’07, the 3rd annual conference where chicks meet up to talk about boys and have naked pillow fights.
What? They don’t? […]

The Princess has started watching reruns of the cancelled CBS show “Still Standing”. That’s not the disturbing part.
She thinks the show is hilarious. That’s not the disturbing part, either.
She told me recently that Mark Addy, the main actor in the show, reminds her of me.
Mark Addy (whose name I had to look up […]

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If we do nothing else noble or heroic in our lives, men at least adhere to one rule: Never Go After Your Friend’s Wife or Girlfriend.
We can add another one: Never Go After Your Friend’s Celebrity Crush.
Alyssa and I (can I call her Alyssa? No? Ok, Ms. Milano and […]

The Princess left yesterday for Guatemala, where she plans to spend three weeks learning a dialect of Spanish I will then have to deprogram when she gets back. She’ll be living with a host family in Quetzaltenango, nicknamed Xela (pronounced SHELL-a) and attending a language school.
I’ll be joining her in two weeks for a […]

I don’t regret that someone took this photo of my friend and me in a swimming pool:

I don’t regret that I posted it on my blog when recapping my friend’s wedding in Tampa in March.
I don’t regret that Roosh described it as “so hot”.
I don’t regret that someone found the photo using Windows Live search.
I […]

If you turned to Page 2 of the Express newspaper yesterday and happened to glance below the fold to the print ads, you might have spotted this disturbing image nestled among the promotions for Botox and Type 2 Diabetes.

Who in his right mind would ever consider Lasik eye surgery after seeing this advertisement by some […]

Whenever I need a laugh, I go to my Netflix page and read some of my friends’ movie reviews. There is something inherently voyeuristic about seeing what movies your friends are renting. Luckily for me — and you — this means I get to share some of their more amusing critiques on my […]

Men are weird.
We have weird handshakes, weird sports allegiances, and weird senses of humor. We are weird in ways that women are not.
We are so weird, in fact, that we actually joke about banging our friends’ moms. Banging. Our friends’. Moms.
A typical conversation between two guy friends might go […]