Tuesday, May 15th, 2007...9:16 am
What are my friends Netflixing?
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Whenever I need a laugh, I go to my Netflix page and read some of my friends’ movie reviews. There is something inherently voyeuristic about seeing what movies your friends are renting. Luckily for me — and you — this means I get to share some of their more amusing critiques on my blog.
These are written by GoPats, J-Vo, Tits McGee, and Ladder 49.
17 Comments
May 15th, 2007 at 9:35 am
Thanks to your witty friends for the at work lol-ing session.
About time they served some function in my life.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:38 am
awesome.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:40 am
This is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Particular favorites include the reviews for “Die Hard” and “Under Siege”.
I think that was Tits McGee’s review. Nope, just checked, it was Ladder 49.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:45 am
that’s exactly what I thought of Munich!! Glad I’m not the only one.
Hilarious.
They can be funny when they’re not assholes. Especially GoPats.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:04 am
Speaking of Granny Orgies, don’t forget my uncredited contribution to Wonkette’s news tip line yesterday.
http://wonkette.com/politics/milf-and-honey-dept%27/milf-alleges-corruption-in-philippine-election-260241.php
That was you? I read that yesterday and was cracking up…
May 15th, 2007 at 10:57 am
My Netflix friends need to shape up. I have nothing as funny as those on my list!
They haven’t posted anything new in a while. They better shape up, too, or they’ll be cut off.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:11 am
I don’t have any Netflix friends. And, if that doesn’t sum up my life appropriately, nothing will.
If Netflix friends are the combined measure of your social worth, then I’m in trouble.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Your friends are completely hilarious!
They’re ok to keep around.
May 15th, 2007 at 11:27 am
what’s netflix? i steal my shit ghetto style off teh torrentz lol.
You’ll have to teach me how to do that. Bring charts and graphs.
May 15th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Your friends are available for rent.
May 15th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Loooved I Heart Huckabees.
Damn it, why can’t I even be remotely witty??
Don’t yearn to be like these friends, they’re all douchebags.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Priceless. Just priceless.
“Thank You for Smoking” is on my list of set films for the American History course I’m teaching this semester. LOL!
May 16th, 2007 at 9:53 am
“Don’t yearn to be like these friends, they’re all douchebags.”
Wow. Just wow. Amazing you haven’t been excommunicated for
1. Outing what was considered a closed social circle’s movie reviews.
2. Repeatedly insulting your “friends.”
3. Another thing I can’t fathom at the moment.
4. You owe me a beer, dick.
May 16th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
You owe me a beer too plus a pro-rated fee for rental of intellectual property rights…
or just a beer…assface.
May 17th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
we’re douchebags?! how ironic coming from someone who has “the shield” and the “pursuit of happyness” in his queue.
THAT’S what it took for you to FINALLY comment? I’ll start calling you names more often then.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:45 am
[…] These are written by GoPats, J-Vo, Tits McGee, and Ladder 49: Part 1 can be read here. […]
October 17th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
The second ones were definitely funnier.
And I thought it was common knowledge you were an asshat.
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