I don’t have time for a long, explanatory blog post on Movember, our team’s valiant effort to fight ass cancer, or the state of our mustaches. Suffice it to say, our facial hair has helped us frighten off our girlfriends, wives, boyfriends, fuck buddies, family members, and pigeons.
We met last Tuesday evening for happy hour beers at Madhatter. We ridiculed one another, took some photos of the absurd state of our faces, and we then kicked ass at trivia, winning a $25 gift certificate off our tab. Booyah.
Foxymoron, Nickels, and INPY wax the ends of their ’staches as they plot their evil plan:
and I plot a much less evil plan to foil the above-mentioned evil plan:
Shiftless Badger is agog at the awful state of our mustaches:
Nickels thanks INPY for growing the hairiest ’stache by giving him the manliest kiss I have ever wished I hadn’t seen:
Trivia night, shmivia night, that’s what I say:
Nickels tried to kiss INPY again after this photo was taken but INPY slugged him. I’m not sure what hospital Nickels went to:
With the month (thank you, God almighty, thank you!) nearly over, we will have some Movember party announcements coming soon. Thanks to everyone who donated, you guys have made a huge difference, trust me. And for those who promised you would but haven’t “gotten around to it yet”, well, I can’t be much clearer than this: DONATE HERE. CLICK ON THESE WORDS THAT YOU ARE READING. THE ONES YOU ARE LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW. THAT’S IT, MOVE YOUR CURSOR RIGHT HERE AND CLICK THE MOUSE BUTTON.
Thank you.
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Ok, ok, ok… Just donated. Now where’s the party?
All in good time…and thanks!
Ok, dear…now that is just a goatee at this point. Now, INPY, that is a mustache. LAME. I want my money back.
No, it’s not a goatee, I just hadn’t shaved in two days. Believe me, you should see it right now. It’s horrid. People at work are cringing.
Don’t know if anyone watched the after-after of the patriots game last night (sorry eagles, 6 points later, you still suck), but it looks like Wes Welker has joined the stash club for the month. More research is necessary but the early indications are positive.
Can you find a photo?
I’m going to start calling you “Soul Patch-ewtino.”
It’ll never catch on.
Man, y’all are doing ok with the moustaches…I’ll save my Saddam Hussein/Steve Harvey jokes since I’m having a good day and I don’t want to look forward to being greeted by a INPY left-hook at the end of the week!
Oh god help you if you ever look like Steve Harvey.
What’s up with Nickels trying to get his grope on in the picture with you?
No means (arjewti)NO!
He doesn’t understand heteros saying no. It’s flattering, really.
He’d be all over you, I-66.
that donation site is a bit sketch. it didn’t ask for my billing address, which makes me slightly more nervous than you guys with those moustaches. if something happens to my account, i’m holding your heathen ’stache accountable!
Oh oh, you’re on to our secret plan to scam our friends out of their money through ass cancer sympathy. Actually, that would have worked.
I’ve been looking. It was during the post-game interview with Andrea Kramer last night on NBC.
…Hey Weblink, why did you bring me to a gay moustache club site?
I thought you managed gay mustache club sites.
One of you guys is starting to look like the plus sized Stanley Mires.
Ok, that’s kind of funny.
I hooked you up with some money to stop ass cancer.
Think you could hook me up with some back up when I start a brawl with my coworker? I don’t really need it, but you would look hilarious trying to be belligerent or intimidating in any way.
That’s what everyone says.
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