You know that feeling you get when you’re watching Back to the Future for the 283rd time and you think to yourself, This is the time when Marty won’t get beat up by Biff ? But it never is, the movie always — obviously — goes the same way every time you watch it.
That’s how I feel about the Mitchell Report. And no matter which way I read it, Paul Lo Duca is still a cheating sack of shit.
Of all the players implicated in the report, the most shocking to me was Lo Duca, my favorite player on the Dodgers during his 7 years with the ballclub. The All-Star catcher was an amazing example to me, in an era of premature cynicism, of what a real ballplayer was supposed to be like. He played with more heart and determination with a body that had far less natural talent than his peers than anyone I had ever seen in my lifetime.
I remember once reading a quote of his after a Dodgers’ win in which he had finished 0 for 5 — yet he was the happiest player on the team. He told the reporter that he’d rather go 0-fer and his team win than bat 4 for 4 and lose.
So when I saw his name on the list of players who used steroids and/or HGH, I was nothing short of heartbroken. My best friend Blue, also a huge Dodgers fan who was actually AT the Kirk Gibson game in 1988, said he though Eric Gagne’s inclusion was far more damaging. Gagne, he argued, was a record-setting Cy Young winner, making his accomplishments on the field more tainted than those of Lo Duca’s.
I see his logic. And it makes sense. But no one ever thought of Gagne as the team leader, the one you could point to and say, “There goes a real Dodger.” Lo Duca transcended his slightly above-average stats and competent play behind the plate. He was a Dodger.
The Mitchell Report, which you can read in its entirety here, is nothing short of sensational. The big name players are couched by players whose names I haven’t heard in years (nut case Chuck Knobloch) as well as names I’ve never heard of (who the fuck is Bart Miadich?).
The biggest surprises to me, though, were the inclusion of Lenny Dykstra and the fact that Brady Anderson was not implicated. Anderson went from smacking 16 HRs in 1995 with the Orioles to belting an jaw-dropping 50 the following year. He hit more than 20 only once more in his career. I’m sure it was those Flintstones vitamins he was ingesting.
Lo Duca, such a sharp catcher who could handle a pitching staff probably better than my current favorite Dodger Russel Martin, was stupid enough to buy $9,600 worth of human growth hormones using personal checks, according to the report. The man also wrote a personal note — on Dodgers letterhead — to key witness Kirk Radomski. I’ve learned better counter-crime detection strategies watching David Caruso on CSI: Miami.
I was excited when news came out this week Lo Duca had signed with the Nats, that I was going to watch him play next season. These revelations aren’t exactly Black Sox territory, but they sure as hell make it feel like 1994 all over again.
i hate gagne. i think this evidence should be enough to deport him. thank goodness he is no longer on the sox.
i was sad to see clemens and mo vaughn, tho obviously not surprised but i LOVED them growing up.
When he was on the Dodgers, he was unstoppable.
Tip o the iceberg. So many players are not named and we will never know them all. Unfortunately, what’s done is done and we need to move on to a better baseball with better drug policies.
I do love that Clemens will finally get his. And I guess Pettitte injected with more than just a higher power. Credit to GoPats for the link.
If better drug policies are implemented and effective, I think it will be interesting to see how baseball changes and how the fans react to a game with a little less punch.
I don’t know too much about baseball, but I do remember my father, a huge Os fan, marveling at Anderson’s remarkable year in 1996. If he could see it–a blindly loyal fan–I don’t see how others cannot.
this is a good essay on the report:
http://blogs.wsj.com/dailyfix/2007/12/13/a-fix-essay-victims-of-the-steroids-era/
i do want to kick lo duca in the nuts for not being the guy i thought he was… clemens isn’t a shock even to a pollyanna like me. and there are so many guys who didn’t get caught, you have to think.
i’m no less enamored of the game because it seems designed for resilience. at least, i think it is
Actually, I don’t agree with a lot of what that says. We’ll have to discuss it tomorrow night.
The ESPN talking heads were breaking it down for an eternity yesterday, but the only thing I really got out of it is essentially that most of the sources were central to NY and the west coast, but there is so much more in between. I imagine that Brady Anderson wasn’t included because they just haven’t gotten to him yet.
Blue, you’re my boy!
I can’t believe Major Leaguers were so confident they would never be tested or suspected that they wrote personal checks. Unreal.
As a Met fan I did like LoDuca. One of the few ballplayers that speaks his mind. And he dates hot chicks.
I forgot to mention his dating history. You’re right, even though you’re a Mets fan.
I agree with Baby Bien about Brady “I can’t go a half inning without adjusting my cup” Anderson. The purpose of this report was not to root out every player that ever did an illegal substance. That would take too long. The purpose was to see how widespread drugs are in baseball. Surprise, surprise, they’re everywhere. I thought it was kind of funny/sad that 12 of the players listed all played for the Orioles at one point.
rs27: You have to remember that steroids weren’t actually tested for until 2002. The report goes much further back than that. There’s no reason many of those players had to think they would have been caught. Also, just seeing the number of players that have been caught since testing started…none of these guys think they’re going to caught, ever.
marty never got beat up by biff.
Once again, you are wrong. He and his cohorts beat him up when they yank him out of the car after he’s unable to make the moves on his moms.
I was relieved to see none of my boyhood heroes on the list, but like people have said, this is the tip of the iceberg. Baseball will be better because of the report. That’s about all I know.
I hate manure.
they don’t beat him up. biff drags him out, throws him to his goons, and billy zane and company put him in the trunk of a car. that’s not getting beat up, techincally.
Potato, puhtahto. If you did that to me, you’d tell people you beat me up. Am I right?
remember when knobloch had the yips? god that was funny. and i say this as a yankees fan. he’d throw to first and the ball would just squib along the ground. hilarity!
one thing the roids scandal has ensured — there will be no more comparisons of modern baseball to anything the greats of the past accomplished. sorry mcgwire, bonds — you are no babe ruth.
now i don’t have a problem with legalizing steroids. i mean, there’s a reason clemens was able to keep pitching at age 40. steroids really will turn back the clock for men. and there are different classes of the hormone — some are safer to take than others. but if we’re gonna go down that road then we need to establish two eras of baseball — pre-juice and post-juice.
I do, it reminded me of Steve Sax’s own throwing problems.
At the 99 ALCS at Fenway, the entire first base side would duck and scream everytime Knoblauch threw to first. Hilarious.
Didn’t he also hit Keith Olberman’s mom with a ball in the stands?