From the category archives:
The Village People no longer care about your erection.
One year after my Movember teammates and I honored their song “Macho Man” in a video that recapped our month-long mustache growth, the 70s concept disco group has forced YouTube to take down the video.
Despite selling 85 million albums and becoming wealthy worldwide gay icons, the Village [...]
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Shortly after moving to DC and taking a job as a newspaper reporter, a hot intern who I tended to ignore in the newsroom told me she thought I was a snob.
She quickly backtracked and said no, she had thought I was a snob but was happy to see I actually wasn’t one.
“Why did you [...]
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I have been hit in the balls many times in my life. Every man has.
The worst experience was the time I was 12 and a team of water balloon enthusiasts launched a balloon and nailed me dead center in the seeds. My friends later told me I dropped like a sack [...]
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Perhaps Ann Daly of the 100 Places blog best described skiing at Wisp:
This has been an exercise in learning to ride on a combination of ice and what appears to be little round balls of hail. There is no “swooshing” sounds on these trails, more like the crunch of glass being ground under your heel…to [...]
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If the journey of a thousand steps starts with just one, then the voyage of a mustache starts with just a lonely whisker. And it ends with a team of men who briefly tasted the awesome, if not hyperbolic, majesty of the mustache.
(Watch to the end for a cameo by Baby Bien explaining victory [...]
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It is our Thanksgiving tradition, to leave the city every year. Last year we went to Playa del Carmen, Mexico, for a friend’s wedding. The year before that, we went to New York City.
This year, The Princess and I decided to repeat Turkey 2005 and headed back to the City, the only City, [...]
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After writing yesterday about holding Alexander the Great without having him vomit or shit on me, I found this disturbing video. It is safe for work, but if you ever had wonderful memories of playing with toys, prepare to say goodbye to them. Why am I showcasing this video if it’s so disturbing? [...]
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Late during last Friday night’s blogger happy hour, INPY drunkenly punched me in the face. I told him to take off his glasses and I slugged him right back, square in the jaw. We then hugged it out like men.
The next day, I got this text from him:
“You punch like a [...]
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Arjewtino.com, which first began as a small, personal online diary experiment over at Blogger, is now one-year-old.
I launched my blog on July 31, 2006, with a story about me yelling at a deaf guy during a softball game. In my defense, the guy was British.
My very first blog entry. Click for [...]
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Because we’re not Guatemala, Argentina beat Mexico last night 3-0 in la Copa América semifinals to advance to the tournament championship against Brazil — a rematch of the 2004 fiasco.
That final game, which I watched three years ago with a gazillion Brazilian fans at Marx Cafe in Mt. Pleasant, made an atheist out of me. [...]
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