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The DC Blogger Happy Hour hosts: Roosh, Lemmonex, and myself.
I don’t even know it started. The face biting, I mean.
But when I woke up Saturday morning and saw some red bite marks on my cheek, I realized that, yes, there had been face biting at the DC bloggers happy hour Friday night.
Maybe it’s [...]
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I once told Lemmonex she was very brave for coming to her first DC Bloggers Happy Hour alone.
With none of her own friends to use as a social crutch, she picked up her ovaries, said “Fuck this shit”, and walked directly into the proverbial lion’s den of Chi Cha Lounge. She made many friends [...]
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When my friend told me last month he was attending the New Kids on the Block concert in DC with his girlfriend, I did what any considerate, thoughtful friend would do in this situation.
I mocked him until he cried.
He regaled me afterward with stories of absolutely batshit crazy fanatics, women and girls (and some guys, [...]
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Last week, someone wished me a “Happy New Year!”.
That’s right. On June 19, I was happy-new-yeared by a man in the Metro who apparently was unaware that we’re merely weeks away from being closer to 2009 than 2007.
In his defense, the man was a bum. Literally. He was homeless. Standing near [...]
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Roosh and Roissy are hosting a blogger happy hour tonight. I’m technically a co-host but that’s only because the happy hour needs more Jew.
It’s been more than three months since we hosted the last one so I’m looking forward to seeing old friends and meeting new bloggers. Anyone and everyone is invited though [...]
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My friend MJ sent me an e-mail last week in which she lambasted her favorite show, Grey’s Anatomy, for the disappointing season finale:
I think i am going to strike against the writers’ strike by watching more TV than ever now. Some people just shouldn’t be allowed to strike and the Grey’s Anatomy writers are included. [...]
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While catching up with a certain TV show on Netflix a few weeks ago, I told a friend who was a fan of the show that I had one episode to watch. And not just any episode. The season finale. He looked me right in the eye with excitement and asked, “Oh, [...]
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One of the most frequent running themes at last Friday’s incredibly attended Invite Your Blog Crush Happy Hour -– other than butt-smacking, shot-taking, and indoor-smoking — was the idea of blogger privacy.
To varying degrees, each blogger chooses his or her level of privacy early on in that blog’s lifecycle. Some choose to hide every [...]
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Remember to stalk invite your blog crush.
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Credit: Kathryn
The earliest crush I remember was when I was 5 and I just knew I was in love with a girl named Sarah.
She had blonde hair and was mean to me. She ran away when I came near her and told me I was ugly. I didn’t care. To me, [...]
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