B32? What the hell kind of boarding number is that, Southwest Airlines? That better not be a middle seat.
My flight to Portland today is going to last seven hours. There is no way I’m riding bitch the whole way.
At least this girl isn’t flashing “301″.




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don’t you know all Southwest passengers check-in 24 hours in advance at home to get the better boarding pass? Even getting to Midway at 9 am for a 3 pm flight I still didn’t have a single-digit A boarding pass.
I flew Southwest for the first time a couple of weeks ago - same system - confused the hell out of the old folks trying to get to New Orleans, let me tell you. HATE.
Of course they have the best fares & times for nonstops to Vegas so I’ll be crawling back to them soon enough. Bastards.
when i was a kid i had some epic battles with my siblings over riding bitch in the car. i’m talking bloodletting.
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I’m pretty sure that little girl only has four fingers.
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I know it challenges your alpha-numeric capabilities, but come on man. Use technology and check in online
you’ll be fine in B32, promise. Have fun in Portland!
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You could always limp up to the ticket counter and say that you need to be on the pre-boarding list. IINM airlines honor these requests without question.
Somebody needs to draw up a similar post for Northwest’s “First, we’ll take the preboarders, and then EVERYONE ELSE AT THE SAME TIME” system, which is fucking atrocious.
I once got B20 when checking in EXACTLY 24 hours in advance (I don’t fuck around) and I about lost my shit.
Now I am on the “A-list” so I have guaranteed good seating from now until next January. Which really means absolutey nothing except I’m spared sitting in the middle with a two year old right next to me. Awesome.
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i just hope you didn’t get stuck between some “undesirables”. A plane that massive is bound to have quite a few…
that picture is awesome.
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